Thursday, April 9, 2009

Hooray!!! Kim Jong-Il Wins Re-Election Thanks To Card-Check!!!

Oh, the glories of non-secret ballot elections, like those that the hard-left in America is pushing for, via the (Orwellian-named) "Employee Free Choice Act!!!"

Today, Kim Jong-Il was unanimously re-elected by members of the (Orwellian-named) Democratic People's Republic of Korea's parliament.

Not a single dissenting vote!!! What a rousing endorsement of Kim's compassionate, nuclear-tipped policy of mass starvation, murder, indoctrination, and global terror.

This message was brought to you as a hearty endorsement of "public" balloting, in which everyone gets to see who and what you vote for. Because as we all know, only selfish, running-dog, capitalist, warmongering, imperialist lackeys insist on secret ballots. Where's the glory in that???

Viva le Dear Leader!!! Viva le Psychopathic Revolution!!! Viva le Open Ballots!!!


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